Whether you like it or not, nipples are finding themselves in places where they perhaps shouldn’t be. Whether it’s Miley Cyrus’s instagram, Brighton seafront or packets of bacon, they’re there.
I know, that last one was a little odd but, you know… it happens. I really wish it didn’t but, god, it does.
How do we know this? Well, a woman known asmisssmeg (presumably called Meg) posted this picture to reddit with the incredibly cavalier caption “This bacon still has a nipple on it”
What’s weird is that she posted it to the subreddit r/MildlyInteresting and not r/OhMyGodIWantToRipOutMyTongueAndEyesAndThenDieOfHunger…
Okay don’t get me wrong, I’m not some naive child who doesn’t know where food comes from but, you know, that’s really rancid. No one wants to eat a nipple, do they? Don’t answer that, there’ll be someone out there who does.
The real irony here is that we’re all grossed out by this but, in reality, the chances are, when you’re eating some sausages of pork pies, there’s going to be a nipple or two in there… probably.
Does this change your view on bacon? It is delicious, after all but it does have nipples so swings and roundabouts?
What do you think? Let us know in the comments!