So I got my paycheck the other day. helloU have only gone and cutmy wage from 750,000 to 350,000 a year. How am I supposed to live on that?! I need another job before I have to start washing my underwear instead of just wearing a new pair everyday…
Perhaps I’ll become a pornstar. It can’t be that hard to get into, surely?
Well, it turns out it is hard. Very hard. You know why? It’s because the job applications are tight. So tight… sex.
How do we know that? Reddit user,carnageeleven, has a friend that was offered a job by BangBros in Miami for$35,000 a year (27,000). This “friend” opened up about the application process and it sounds pretty horrible…
“Can get hard very quickly with little to no real stimulation. And you should be able to cum on command. You shouldnt have a problem with doing some things that might seem gay to most men. Rubbing youre balls on another mans balls while DPing an actress is a pretty common thing. You have to have a professional portfolio. Modeling pics, maybe some experience, even if its amateur.
If you get as far as an interview, you will walk into a room with an older dude. He will tell you to pull out your dick. You have 30 seconds to get hard. There may or may not be an actress there. She may or may not help you. As in, shell allow you to look at her boobs (if youre a good looking dude she might even let you touch her. Nothing below the waist). You will be asked to masturbate for around 10-15 min, again With no visual stimulation or anything. The director will tell you to cum. You have a minute, tops, to blow your load.“
God. Even after that, you’re expected to do it all over again but, the second time, you have to reach climax within 30 seconds. That doesn’t guarantee you the job, by the way – just pushes you higher up the list. Being able to cum on demand and “aim” with total precision is very important, apparently.
“While filming a shoot, you are expected to stay erect while they change camera angels, chit chat about what the director wants, reapply the female actresss make up, fuck around with lighting, etc. Youve got you be able to fuck in very odd positions. For example, leg up doggy style, sideways shot from behind. Keep in mind theyre looking for good shots of the woman and youre just a dick.”
Ugh. I suppose I’ll just buy a washing machine to deal with my underwear. I can’t be doing with any of that stuff – seeing a naked woman?! WHAAAT?!?!
So yeah, reckon you could hack it? Let us know in the comments!
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