THERES A NEW CAF IN SWITZERLAND WHERE YOU CAN GET PLEASURED WITH YOUR COFFEE

While it used to be if you wanted a hummer you had to roll the dice at one of those shady massage parlors, and even then you likely end up with a lousy handjob at best.

But those days are over as coffee chains around the world now have some stiff, literally, competition to contend with. Its the Fellatio Cafe out of Geneva, Switzerland and after they pour your cup of hot coffee, theres a whole new meaning that takes place when the barista asks you if youd like room for cream.

Its opening by the end of this year and the firm behind it is called Facegirl. Apparently they are stating that you will actually be able to order your coffee, then select a sex worker from your iPad and youll then get blown.

While coffee in general continue to rise in price, for 55 dollars, this cup of coffee definitely rises to the occasion.

They are apparently modeling this after establishments in Thailand according to Facegirl’s Bradley Chavet who told Swiss newspaper, Le Matin, that the project has been in the works for months now.

The service is good and quick as Chavet states:

“In five or ten minutes, it’s all over.

Naturally there are critics, but since prostitution in Switzerland is legal with permits, it would only make sense that eventually blowjobs would go along with scones and hot cup of coffee.

This no doubt will drive tourism through the roof, and Geneva will be experiencing a major coffee boom!

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