We know it was one of you dickless little cyber goons. Reveal yourself, fucko.
You sons of bitches. You Anonymous, hacking pieces of shit. You crept into our code and switched out our adorable picture of a koala munching on some leaves with this disgusting picture of a soaking-wet koala. How dare you. How fucking dare you.
Does this get your tiny little dick hard? Yeah? Switching out pictures of cute koalas with hideous wet ones really gets the blood rushing to your microscopic pimple of a cock? Fuck you. No, seriously. FUCK. YOU. You goddamn petulant child.