Kanye West Wrote A Poem About McDonalds, And People Are Lovin It

To accompany his long awaited album, Blonde (which was finally released this weekend), Frank Ocean has published a magazine: Boys Don’t Cry.

Being given away for free (but only in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and London), this magazine comprises of interviews, photography and poetry. Some of it, from Frank, other sections submitted by collaborators.

Kanye West, for one, has penned a poem about the wonderment that is McDonald’s..

Called,McDonald’s Man, youcan check it out here:

“McDonalds Man McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I dont trust no food that smells that good man
I dont trust it
I just cant
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie”

Shakespeare step aside…

On the whole, people on the internet seemed to find Kanye’s work of art somewhere between brilliant, and hilarious…

Let us know what you think in the comments!

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