Female British Cycling Team Left A Brilliant Note For Drunk Mens Team Who Won Gold

Last night my 6-a-side team played their last game of the season. If we won and the Italian team further down the league also won, we would finish in second. Fate smiled down on us that fine evening as we saw ourselves take part in a glorious victory against our opponents as to leapfrog them to third and then, against the odds, the Italians won their game against the second place team to see us that that spot too.

Granted, its not on par with winning an Olympic gold medal but we still celebrated like it was. Its all about perspective, you see. The thing is though, unlike the Team GB Mens Cycling team, Victorious Secret dont share accommodation with the Team GB Womens cycling team.

So when the men won gold in their respective field, the women saw it necessary to cover their backs so as not to come face to face with any drunk cyclists as they celebrated.

To the team pursuit men. Congratulations,

As were guessing youre probably going to be drunk by the time you read this, and a few of you have already come into our room accidentally just a friendly reminder that THIS IS NOT YOUR ROOM.

So please dont try to get in a 4am. Love the girls.

P.S If youre really stuck, your room is <—- that way

Amazing. Guess it makes sense. No one like dealing with drunks when they’re sober. That’s why I always stay drunk, just in case.

Congratulations to everyone in regards to winning a tonne of medals yesterday. You’ve made this short, angry and ridiculously lazy man consider doing some actual sports instead of playing 30 minutes of football every sunday whilst nursing a hangover.

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