9 Breathtaking Photos Of Nature With A Generous Helping Of Those Red-Assed Monkeys

The majesty of nature is awe-inspiring, and dont worry, weve got plenty of those monkeys with the giant red asses.

1. Were not going to leave you hanging, wondering when the swollen red asses are going to show up. Heres one monkey ass to start this list of beautiful nature photos off right.

2. Elsewhere in nature, the blue whale is the largest animal in Earths history, even bigger than the dinosaurs! And if you think we blew our entire red-assed money wad on that first one, then you are seriously mistaken.

3. The Alaskan wood frog has the amazing ability to freeze in winter and thaw itself out when the weather gets warm again. It sounds like something out of science fiction, and while it isnt a hulking red monkey ass, its still an impressive example of the power of evolution.

4. No way wed skimp on monkeys with bulbous red buttocks. Thats not how we treat our readers. When we promise inflamed red monkey asses, we deliver in spades. Feast your eyes on these remarkable specimens.

5. More monkeys with beacon-like red asses are coming up, but in the meantime here is the hummingbird moth. At first glance, youd mistake it for a bird, but its actually an insect that happens to look like a hummingbird, which is pretty cool if you think about it.

6. Once again, its time to behold red monkey ass, and this time theres a whole gaggle of monkeys with blindingly bright asses. But this isnt the end of the red assfest, no siree. This we promise.

7. Chimpanzees are our closest cousins in nature, with an almost human-like intelligence. They sadly were not blessed with a bright-red ass but are smart enough to use simple tools like sticks to catch termites. You cant help but wonder about humanitys place in nature when you see a creature so similar to us.

8. Weve got a real showstopper of a red ass on deck, but first lets do our due diligence and check out the Galpagos tortoise. It can live over 170 years. Incredible.

9. Here we go! This monkey has a truly huge red ass, much bigger and redder than any ass weve seen before. We are fortunate to share a planet with a bloated red miracle as beautiful as this monkeys breathtaking ass. Red monkey asses are nature at its finest, and we hope youve had your fill of them.

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